"Towns" Rhymes With "Downs", Which I Think You Have

Dear Kanye West,

I like one of your songs called Homecoming. The rest of your babble, not so much. 

I was talking to some of my friends and wondering if you realized that you don't really rap that well. Also, you don't really rap. But when you sort of do, you rhyme the same words together. Doesn't that not really count? Therefore I'm thinking that you may pull off your "rhymes" better, if you perform these songs wearing a helmet.

Look, I'm not speaking only on behalf of myself, so please don't get upset. I voted for you to win an award. But it was a "special music show," you know, like those Olympics. And I'm proud of you for being a grammy winner and for finally receiving that Europe Music Award. But that won't stop me from saying the following.

I think you're a decent performer, and you have a nice voice. You even "sing" pretty well but seriously, what's going on with the lyrics? I think you just don't care to make any attempt anymore. You end a verse with "now", only to again end with "now". OK I can see that happening once in a while, but in that song with Estelle, you did just that, but rhyming "seats" with "seats" in the very next line. Brilliant! And later you actually say "U.K." only to rhyme it with "you. k." - and it only gets worse from there. Seriously Kanye, I'm concerned. Maybe this is why you haven't won all the awards you once wanted. So here are some suggestions:

Step 1:  Please try to expand your vocabulary; this may help during the song-writing process

Step 2:  Once you've broadened your verbal skills, please acknowledge that there are different words in the English language that rhyme with each other, as opposed to just rhyming words with themselves

Step 3:  Apply rhyming words accordingly.

On a final note, what's this I hear about your recent delusions you call self-description? According to Associated Press you actually said: "I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice". 

Allow me to add some commentary on that one while I pick apart your quote, Kanye. Let's start with "...my place and position in history..." - I can see you being history Kanye, even sooner with comments such as that. And then "...I will go down as the voice of this generation" - you know what? Go down on me, Kanye. You're going down all right. And "...I will be the loudest voice" - hopefully that means you'll be screaming all the way to the empty bank when everyone gets fed  up with your whining. 

You needed this advice a long time ago. Make a change. You're welcome.