
Well well well, I've just come across a surprising (not at all) article that a former Color Me Badd member was arrested in Hawaii for domestic violence... evidently, again. For those of you who need a reminder, Color Me Badd had a few "hits", such as "I Wanna Sex You Up" and "I Adore Mi Amor". I would like to start by coming to his defense, stating that I believe he was simply rehearsing for his soon-to-be hit (no pun intended), "I Wanna Fuck You Up". What I DO have a problem with is that he hasn't been arrested in the past for violating all of our ears.
According to the article (link posted below), in 2008 this sweet gentleman punched a girl in the nose, saying "I'm-A kill you". Need I say more? Yes, actually. What the hell was he doing in Hawaii? I can't afford to go to Hawaii right now, so how in the world can that loser afford it? There's no way he could have made THAT much money and not spent it all on Jack Daniels and wife-beaters by now, I mean, it was years ago that this pedophile-looking dork (see picture) was singing till our ears bled, so how it's even possible that he can afford a flight to Indiana let alone Hawaii is beyond me.
So Mr. Congeniality (aka Bryan Abrams), if you're out there and happen to be reading this, I'd like to give you some advice: 1) Look at yourself. You're lucky to have a woman stay within 10 feet of you (and at present, lucky if you're legally allowed within 50 feet of her). Enjoy it while it lasts, because you're no prize and you no doubt are aware of this fact. 2) Stop hitting girls. I know that you were probably punishing her for marrying you, and for that, I understand. But, you're a loser. You know it, we know it. But seriously, stop hitting girls.
http://www.popeater.com/2010/07/22/bryan-abrams-arrest-mugshot-color-me-badd/?icid=main|main|dl2|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2F2010%2F07%2F22%2Fbryan-abrams-arrest-mugshot-color-me-badd%2F
4 comments:
Very funny stuff...I picture you as a big NYSYNC fan... Joey Fatone did it for you I'm sure!!! Fun meeting you on your birthday the other evening - too bad we got there so late. I have to say I love the blog on the fashion ad gone wrong, especially since I'm a closet NAZI!! lol... Keep laughing...
Gregg with 2 g's
Not aware of the background, but like the spirit in which you tear into the poor sucker! :-)
I didn't realize there were comments here - so Gregg (aka the closet nazi) - we need to discuss that problem of yours! But thanks for the compliment!
And C.R. - Thank you!!! :) Glad you enjoyed!
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