Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Really Fake Housewives...

Previously on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...

Camille bought a dictionary/thesaurus combo to learn the words they didn't teach her in stripper school. She then posed for the opening scene of the show in her kitchen, holding a grown up book to hide her "Where's Waldo?" book.

Kyle prepared to be "eviscerated with words" by Camille, who is still trying to convince the audience that she has a good marriage, convince the cameras that she isn't sleeping with her guy "friends", and convince herself that people actually believe any of her delusional bullshit.

Unnoticeable Kim reminded us that she's still on the show by saying something obscure and blinking her eyes while doing that parakeet thing with her head.

Lisa got frustrated with Kim for not pursuing the ugly guy she set Kim up with, but Kim believes that a man should pursue a woman or at least be the one to call her for the first time. For some reason this is odd to the other ladies.

Cameramen had a difficult time filming Adrienne, who had been hiding from her husband in the east wing of their mansion.

And next, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills:

Camille, in expressing her female "empowerment" and "celebration of other women", has the rest of the group over to her turf so she and her friends can gang up on Kyle since Kyle actually has a loving husband. While Kelsey has left Camille to get immediately engaged after knocking up one of the ugliest street rats in NYC, Taylor explains that Camille is doing well by being strong for, and spending time with her kids. In other words, Camille's in the jacuzzi with that fat guy with the manboobs and his wife again, while her 4 nannies continue to love and raise the 2 children. This shocks Camille who had forgotten that she even had kids, so she decides to take her anger out on Kyle by making up more accusations regarding things Kyle allegedly said to Camille that of course never happened.

Taylor goes "Oklahoma" all over someone's ass... in other words she sleeps with her uncle. While her lips prepare for their own spinoff show, her 'cowboy' husband Russell continues to silent bully her.

Kim seems to still be on the show though still not on the planet, and Adrienne is still hiding from her husband in the east wing of her home.


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